Dear Mr Bernard

Dear Mr Bernard

I read with interest your letter asking for information as to your behaviour and whereabouts between the years 1960-1974.

On a certain evening in September 1969, you rang my mother to inform her that you were going to murder her only son.

If you would like further information, I can put you in touch with many people who have enjoyed similar bizarre experiences in your company.

Yours sincerely,

Michael J Molloy
(do Daily Mirror)

Bruce Bernard, Terry Jones and Jeffrey Bernard, c.1956